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Ironass

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#1 13 years ago

A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prys off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.




Revenge VIP Member

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#2 13 years ago

Hahaha! They should both join the kiwi party, as should you. YES YOU! THE ONE READING THIS NOW.

Join here.




Nusentinsaino

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#3 13 years ago

:lol: thats the best joke i have ever heard haha!




shappenfit

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#4 13 years ago
RevenHahaha! They should both join the kiwi party, as should you. YES YOU! THE ONE READING THIS NOW. Join here.

nonsense. The Peach Party is right for you! Join the revival!




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#5 13 years ago

Revival? I think not. An eleet group of commandos are on their way to your thread right now. To put you out of business. FOREVER.




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#6 13 years ago

LOL!

awesome joke.




R.Winters

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#7 13 years ago

Heard it already; tho great joke.




Ironass

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#8 13 years ago
R.WintersHeard it already; tho great joke.

I dont care, you Will laugh because I told you to.




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#9 13 years ago

Kiwi > This joke > Wales > Stratford upon Avon > Shit > Peaches




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#10 13 years ago

:agreed




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