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Ironass

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#1 13 years ago

The pope is in town and his pope-mobile is broken so he has to take a limo. When the limo arrives the pope asks, Hey, do you think I could drive? Driver: No man. You have to have a special license for this and I could lose my job. Pope: Come on, I¹m the Pope. I¹ll be careful. Driver: Ok, just be careful and don¹t get pulled over. The Pope then hops in, fires up the limo, and speeds away screeching the tires as he pulls out. After a moment or so, the Pope sees the flashing lights of a police officer. Officer (after seeing who is driving): Oh fuck (turning to walk back to his car to call his supervisor) Officer: Hey sarge, I have a big one pulled over here. Sarge: Who is it? City Council? Officer: No, bigger. Sarge: Mayor? Officer: Bigger. Sarge: The Governor? Officer: Bigger still. Sarge: Well then who is it? Officer: God. Sarge: GOD? Are you sure? Officer: Yup. Sarge: How can you tell? Officer: He has The Pope for a limo driver.




Mastershroom VIP Member

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#2 13 years ago

Lol, your stuff is BRILLIANT, Ironass.




Pethegreat VIP Member

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#3 13 years ago

hahaha...




R.Winters

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#4 13 years ago

hehe, good one to. smilie.gif




Nusentinsaino

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#5 13 years ago

not really funny...




Ironass

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#6 13 years ago

Yea, I know its not the best, but its the best I could find.




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#7 13 years ago

and its still a joke :)




Ironass

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#8 13 years ago

true




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#9 13 years ago

:dance: