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Ironass

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#1 13 years ago

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing" After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.......................... Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing!




R.Winters

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#2 13 years ago

not bad, not so good as your others ones tho, only the last line is funny, the rest is boring.




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#3 13 years ago

hahaha. :D




Ironass

Mmm. I touch n0e's Tra La La

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#4 13 years ago

Yes, I do admit it sucks




Chiefy

     

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#5 13 years ago

I'm going to watch and see how long you manage to keep doing these for.

We should have a sweepstake!!!

Or not.




Ironass

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#6 13 years ago

Ill keep doing it as long as I find at least a midly funny joke




Μαjïç MushrøøM

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#7 13 years ago

You're going to give some people hard-ons, Iron. :p




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#8 13 years ago
R.Wintersnot bad, not so good as your others ones tho, only the last line is funny, the rest is boring.

"Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing!"

^best joke every :rolleyes:. it has the rest because otherwise it doesn't make sense.




Ironass

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#9 13 years ago

:Ghasp: CORT YOUR USING THE :iron:

I FEEL LOVED




Sneaky_Master

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#10 13 years ago

So funny and so true haha!