First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing" After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.......................... Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing!
Need a stupid user title...
24th July 2004
not bad, not so good as your others ones tho, only the last line is funny, the rest is boring.
The cream of the crop
19th August 2003
Yes, I do admit it sucks
3rd October 2004
I'm going to watch and see how long you manage to keep doing these for.
We should have a sweepstake!!!
Ill keep doing it as long as I find at least a midly funny joke
I would die without GF
29th November 2003
You're going to give some people hard-ons, Iron. :p
2nd April 2003
R.Wintersnot bad, not so good as your others ones tho, only the last line is funny, the rest is boring.
"Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing!"
^best joke every :rolleyes:. it has the rest because otherwise it doesn't make sense.
:Ghasp: CORT YOUR USING THE :iron:
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28th April 2004
So funny and so true haha!