A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly, she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, that might be O.K. in California and Massachusetts, but we're not having any of that crap in Texas!"
Hahahaaha. Good one. Btw I love your sig I had mine modeled after it
Nice, i did not make it, I have a buddy who is great with sigs, making sexy ones..
Thats some of his other work.
Nice. Thanks for the samples
:lol: love the joke! *remembers it*
Iron! Who is that babe, Please tell me immediality!!!!! I cant spell because that is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen just now, Fuck kelly brook... who is that???
Vida Guerra. she has had 3-4 threads in the babe forum.... her ass is HUGE!! :|
thank you thank you thank you thank you so muchh aegenator, She is sooo HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good one.
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