I didn't make it!
I learned that skill during my free time. Paul Allen and I built a chair machine gun and would tear up the breakroom playing dodgechair. Most of the time, I was the one dodging. He never managed to hit me, although after I hit him in the face with a glass patio rocking chair, he quit the company without warning.
I can't imagine why he quit, he and I were best friends. I covered his hospital bills. :(
Crazy Chair Jumping Freak Nerd.
No wonder he almost took over the world in the late 90's.
Chair-jumping is the key to success. And chair-throwing. In fact, I'm training for the Chair Olympics right now.