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#1 8 years ago



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I didn't make it!

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#2 8 years ago

I learned that skill during my free time. Paul Allen and I built a chair machine gun and would tear up the breakroom playing dodgechair. Most of the time, I was the one dodging. He never managed to hit me, although after I hit him in the face with a glass patio rocking chair, he quit the company without warning.

I can't imagine why he quit, he and I were best friends. I covered his hospital bills. :(




Zedo Mann

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#3 8 years ago

Crazy Chair Jumping Freak Nerd.




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#4 8 years ago

No wonder he almost took over the world in the late 90's.




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#5 8 years ago

Chair-jumping is the key to success. And chair-throwing. In fact, I'm training for the Chair Olympics right now.