I didn't make it!
I learned that skill during my free time. Paul Allen and I built a chair machine gun and would tear up the breakroom playing dodgechair. Most of the time, I was the one dodging. He never managed to hit me, although after I hit him in the face with a glass patio rocking chair, he quit the company without warning.
I can't imagine why he quit, he and I were best friends. I covered his hospital bills. :(
I believe in magic
30th May 2007
Crazy Chair Jumping Freak Nerd.
5.56 smoke Haji every day
18th July 2008
No wonder he almost took over the world in the late 90's.
I'll EAT the internet!
5th August 2010
Chair-jumping is the key to success. And chair-throwing. In fact, I'm training for the Chair Olympics right now.