Jury Duty 9 replies

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Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#1 6 years ago

Today I was paid roughly $60 for four hours of my time. If I had the choice I would have forfeited that money in return for being seated. Silly prosecutors. This is the second time I've been challenged, presumably because I'm too young. :(




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#2 6 years ago

"challeged"? What is that? I have to go in March. :(




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#3 6 years ago

What is a fugitive doing in Jury Duty?

I know about the giant donut that you stole! :eek:




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#4 6 years ago
Obankobi;5606466"challeged"? What is that? I have to go in March. :(

Provided his judicial system is to different then ours, I believe it's when one of the over paid lawyers thinks one of the jurors won't see the case his way and wants to have him released

...for instance, a trial of a neo-nazi is going on and one of the jurors is a skinhead...it would stand to reason that the defense lawyer would want to keep him, but the prosecutor may want to challenge him to get him off the jury pool...

Or...it could be that Riles smells bad =p




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#5 6 years ago

But I had my first bathing this year just so I'd leave a good impression!




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#6 6 years ago

Maybe it's the wig.




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#7 6 years ago

Maybe you looked too intelligent. You have to remember that lawyers don't want a juror who will go with the truth, they want a juror who will go with the right answer. =p




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#8 6 years ago

Last time I got called to appear, we didn't even get to questioning. The lawyer apparently ended up in the hospital. So I didn't even get the chump change.




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#9 6 years ago

Was that federal or state jury duty?




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#10 6 years ago

Ha Ha! I've never been called for jury duty!


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