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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#1 4 years ago

Somebody stop the world; I want off.




Silberio VIP Member

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#2 4 years ago

Call Superman.


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#3 4 years ago
Mr. Matt;5723441Somebody stop the world; I want off.

Just go to a high building and jump off. If you're lucky you'll go into space. At least I think that's how things work. In either event you'll be gone.




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#4 4 years ago

Thanks for the support gais.




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#5 4 years ago

Why not hire a female escort?


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#6 4 years ago

Because they're expensive. Almost as expensive as having a girlfriend. Not quite, but still way out of my budget.




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#7 4 years ago

:fap:


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#8 4 years ago

You could always taper off of the booze. I say taper off because I hear quitting booze cold turkey tends to have Unforseen (Resonance Cascade-style) Consequences (TM*).

*I have now trademarked the phrase "Unforseen Consequences," so now Valve owes me for it's use in all current and future Half-Life games.




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#9 4 years ago

If this trend continues, eventually adverts and decorations will seem to appear shortly after holidays, and leave us wondering why people didn't put them up before hand.




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#10 4 years ago
Mr. Matt;5723460Because they're expensive. Almost as expensive as having a girlfriend. Not quite, but still way out of my budget.

I'm pretty cheap. :nodding:


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