Somebody stop the world; I want off.
Mr. Matt;5723441Somebody stop the world; I want off.
Just go to a high building and jump off. If you're lucky you'll go into space. At least I think that's how things work. In either event you'll be gone.
Thanks for the support gais.
Why not hire a female escort?
Because they're expensive. Almost as expensive as having a girlfriend. Not quite, but still way out of my budget.
You could always taper off of the booze. I say taper off because I hear quitting booze cold turkey tends to have Unforseen (Resonance Cascade-style) Consequences (TM*).
*I have now trademarked the phrase "Unforseen Consequences," so now Valve owes me for it's use in all current and future Half-Life games.
If this trend continues, eventually adverts and decorations will seem to appear shortly after holidays, and leave us wondering why people didn't put them up before hand.
Mr. Matt;5723460Because they're expensive. Almost as expensive as having a girlfriend. Not quite, but still way out of my budget.
I'm pretty cheap. :nodding: