Katrina is Fake! 16 replies

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#11 14 years ago
Killer Kyle;3379352So, 90% of New Orleans' population lost their homes to govt. bulldozers and flooding and told to hush about it somehow?

Yes. By magic.

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#12 14 years ago

That is just one of the plot holes in my theory, and I will deal with it in the matter of all truly professional conspiracy theorists. Ignore it. I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING LA LA LA LA LA




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#13 14 years ago

Thats a bunch of utter bullshit. You guys are some stupid fucking conspiracy nuts aren't you? Everyone KNOWS none of that happened.

Here's how it really went down. Two years after 9/11 Bush came into contact with alien invaders from the planet Quagar MCXVIII. They struck a deal with him. He would allow them to test their weather machine on the American people and would also allow them to use the dead bodies created by said weather machine to be used for alien testing. In return the aliens would use their anti-gay gun to remove Bush's secret homosexual tendencies.




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#14 14 years ago

Close, in return they would use their anti-liberal gun to remove the liberals from the globe. However the plan backfired. Upon firing the anti-liberal gun overloaded and had the exact opposite effect on one US Senator, Hiliary Clinton, turning her into the Liberal Bitch Terminatress.




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#15 14 years ago

And that's why she's trying to pass anti-video game legislation! So that gamers are too occupied with her stupid law proposals to reveal the truth!




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#16 14 years ago

How do you think George Bush would feel if he could see all of this? :'(




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#17 14 years ago

Afterburner;3379394Thats a bunch of utter bullshit. You guys are some stupid fucking conspiracy nuts aren't you? Everyone KNOWS none of that happened.

Here's how it really went down. Two years after 9/11 Bush came into contact with alien invaders from the planet Quagar MCXVIII. They struck a deal with him. He would allow them to test their weather machine on the American people and would also allow them to use the dead bodies created by said weather machine to be used for alien testing. In return the aliens would use their anti-gay gun to remove Bush's secret homosexual tendencies.

Good, but there's a problem.

The american government already has a weather control satellite in orbit. It's called the Artificial Weather Generating Sattelite (AWGS). Katrina was the first test of the strengthening power of the satellite.

How does it work? Simple. It uses complex manipulation of directed electrmagnetic rays to control the weather. They fired the satellite directly into the eye of Katrina, turning the Cat 1. pissant hurricane into a Cat 5 monster. They killed Katrina off before hitting land, though, which keeps in line that Katrina never existed. The existence of the AWGS and the Katrina test does throw a wrench in my theory which states that Katrina never existed at all. I think the answer is that the "Hurricane" which started out in Florida was either not a hurricane or a test hurricane created by either other means or the AWGS.

Either way, I do have proof that it was terrestrial technology that strengthened Katrina.




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