My favorite is
Keiko: "What I really want is some sleep" O'brien: "Then maybe you should" Keiko: "I didn't say I was going to!!" O'brien: "Well what DO you want?" Keiko: "I've been making decisions all day, YOU chose!"
WTF IS THAT SHIT KEIKO!? FUCKING GO TO BED
To be fair, most of these are pretty reasonable in context. Quite a few are from the "everyone on the station is replaced by weirdos" episode
Ya, but these were like...aliens trying to learn about humans or some shit by posing as humans. idk why they didnt just put some hidden cameras around