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Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

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#1 12 years ago

Yes.

This is MY personal thread to utterly abuse you forum fetuses with great justice, and extreme prejudice. Posts not deserving enough to belong in Spamlandia, and otherwise being rated as UNHOLY, will find themselves here, waiting for deportation.

For your enjoyment, I have taken the liberty of providing you with random audio/visual re-educational devices, which I will update from time to time.




Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

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#2 12 years ago

Due to financial issues, the Abuse Chamber has been forced to change philosophies and torture methods.

To conform to a more friendlier interwebs, I will no longer kidnap your posts and detain them as my "guests" in this thread. Rather, you, dear forum fetuses, are allowed to come here willing, and receive an amount of abuse proportional to your n00b level, as determined by our patent-pending n00b-O-meter.

As before, tongue clamps and other information extraction devices are available for all. I do not discriminate.

The NEW Ki's Abuse Chamber is now open for administering righteous be-headings and other justice!




the1chaos VIP Member

I pretend to do stuff.

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#3 12 years ago

:lookaround:




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#4 12 years ago

Could I rent a Pear of Anguish from you?




MrFancypants Forum Admin

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#5 12 years ago

Welcome to the CBAP-club, your membership-card will be arriving shortly.

Free services include weekly updates on how to harass people, a do-it-yourself course for sucking the joy of life out of noobs and last, but not least, our praised iwentcrazywithpower-crossword!

Have a nice day, your MrFancypants President of Corrupted by absolute power-club




Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

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#6 12 years ago
the1chaos;3997948:lookaround:

Ah, our first patron! I presume you've made payment at the reception desk.

Now that is in order.....

You, dear Choas, have been a VERY naughty Dutchie. For your crimes, you shall be subjected to a free dental "examination" by our special Abuse Chamber dentist, while listening to the soothing sounds of Kenny G.

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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#7 12 years ago

Camel?




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#8 12 years ago

Could I rent a Pear of Anguish from you?




Comet_buster

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#9 12 years ago

i have several :naughty:




Vasili

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#10 12 years ago

I dont agree to Comets signature, please can you rape him?