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Ki Adi Mundi Advanced Member

Knight of MarsBeater of Ass

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#11 12 years ago

Ensign Riles;3997955Could I rent a Pear of Anguish from you?[/quote] But of course. The pair if free of charge! Always trying to help out a fellow staffer. There is a catch, however. Our Pair of Anguish delivery experts deposited your package inside your anal cavity by mistake. There seems to have been some sort of "mix-up" with the delivery paperwork. Enjoy =p

[quote=MrFancypants;3997956]Welcome to the CBAP-club, your membership-card will be arriving shortly.

Free services include weekly updates on how to harass people, a do-it-yourself course for sucking the joy of life out of noobs and last, but not least, our praised iwentcrazywithpower-crossword!

Have a nice day, your MrFancypants President of Corrupted by absolute power-club

You come bearing gifts?!? I like you. No abusing today. I will send you a copy of the security tape from today for your enjoyment later.




Mad Cat

Your mama on a stick.

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#12 12 years ago

I love cake.




AdmiralHocking

I pretend I'm cooler than AzH

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#13 12 years ago

:donitz:




Vasili

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#14 12 years ago
mad cat;3997980I love cake.

I do not agree to Cats statment, can you please rape him?




Ki Adi Mundi Advanced Member

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#15 12 years ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious;3997959Camel?[/quote] Oh, most definitely! In fact, I'll give you all the camel you want, honey.

How about a nice dip in our improved immersion tank? I think that'd suit you quite well. For your abuse, you shall spend 2 hours in the tank, covered with camel spiders! When your time is up, we will provide you with the anabolic steroids required to help you repair and regenerate the lost muscle tissue.

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Ensign Riles;3997961Could I rent a Pear of Anguish from you?[/quote] Back already? Be careful, or you'll never be able to crap right again. [quote=Comet_buster;3997963]i have several :naughty:

And many more await you. However, you seem to like anal fruit, so I have a better idea. Let's set you up with our Orphus Specialist.

You, buster of comets, shall receive 10 stitches, effectively closing off your anal cavity. After which, you shall be fed nothing but pairs, along with a special prune juice-based bowel movement liquid for refreshment. It shalnt be long before you explode quite nicely. [quote=Vasili;3997973]I dont agree to Comets signature, please can you rape him?

He'll be taken care of well enough, in roughly 72 hours.

You, however, require special abuse. Oh yes.

For your MANY crimes against the citizens of Spamlandia... you shall receive a free trip down the Slide-O-Death. This is a fiberglass slide, as usual, but we will make sure there is no water running, to privide that extra 'umph' of pain. What is left of you will slide down in to our Olympic-sized pool, filled with rubbing alcohol. Don't forget your floaties!




Ensign Riles Advanced Member

No! I'm Spamacus!

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#16 12 years ago
Ki Adi Mundi;3997975But of course. The pair if free of charge! Always trying to help out a fellow staffer. There is a catch, however. Our Pair of Anguish delivery experts deposited your package inside your anal cavity by mistake. There seems to have been some sort of "mix-up" with the delivery paperwork. Enjoy =p

WOW! That mix up just saved me a butt-load of time! That's where it was going to end up anyway...




Mad Cat

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#17 12 years ago
Ki Adi Mundi;3998003He'll be taken care of well enough, in roughly 72 hours.

Can't wait!




Vasili

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#18 12 years ago
Ki Adi Mundi;3998003For your MANY crimes against the citizens of Spamlandia... you shall receive a free trip down the Slide-O-Death. This is a fiberglass slide, as usual, but we will make sure there is no water running, to privide that extra 'umph' of pain. What is left of you will slide down in to our Olympic-sized pool, filled with rubbing alcohol. Don't forget your floaties!

It sounds fun, only problem being I dont own life insurance so thats abit of a bummer. Can my ASS invade your thread? Is it also possible for you to write all my lists of crime on tissue paper which has been written by slaves?




Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I think Mary Poppins is fit.

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#19 12 years ago

Oh why must i suffer this cruel abuse. Ki, you are most certantly evil! Curse this chamber! CURSE IT FOREVER




Cap'n Rommel

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#20 12 years ago

im confused.. what is this thread about again?