The Real Forums Old Skool
12th April 2002
the stupid f-ing vending machines at my school jack the money and dont give you nothin.
No you need to ask nicely if it can be your friend. Then put a stick in its mouth. See if it will play fetch.
They always give me Diet.
Diet soda is a poor excuse for fat people to try and say that they are drinking healthy, and on top of that it is disgusting and horrid.
And considering that "diet" versions of any drink are actually worse for your health than the normal versions then that doenst work any way. Diet drinks contain Aspartame which can cause 111 health disorders including brain tumas, blindness and death.
Indeed.... Americans are dumbasses.
Good job im not American then, I might have sat on you for that.....hmm *shoots jedihunter with anti-sterotype gun*