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I take it, as a trusted Kiwi fanatic, I wouldn't have needed to put my name here anyway?
Yes you are writing the newsletter, silly boy. Go and eat kiwis.
Thank you so much.
Ohh, how the juices explode and carpet my inner chomp-machine.
My throat is a grinder - it squeezes every last drop of juice out of them.
I've drunk so much I bleed Kiwi juice.
I piss kiwi juice as my body cant take enough water from it.
That happens to me too; I just piss it into my mouth.
I use tubing as my ribs obstruct my mouth from reaching.
I have a good aim ;). I send the blessed water up in a graceful arc.