I'm too cool to Post
26th June 2000
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
That one is the lamest and most over used one. Name some others. :)
If I could change the alphabet I'd put I next to U.
Can I have a band-aid? I just hurt my knee falling for you
Did it hurt? (Girl: What?) When you fell from heaven
Better to know them so you know what NOT to say, I guess...
Do you want to have sex with me?
Hey. Hey. I have a penis.
(at a lesbian bar) So, any of you laddies ever been penetrated? [Family Guy]
Truly some of the greats.
There's a party in my pants and you're invited!
I los my phone number, can I have yours?
C'mon! Have a brain!
6th December 2004
Loooooool. I can see a 'Shhhhh' coming. :uhm:
Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side?
You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you
23rd May 2003
you must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. nice shoes, wanna ____? Do have fries to go with that shake? you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.