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#1 13 years ago

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

That one is the lamest and most over used one. Name some others. :)




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#2 13 years ago

If I could change the alphabet I'd put I next to U.

Can I have a band-aid? I just hurt my knee falling for you

Did it hurt? (Girl: What?) When you fell from heaven

Better to know them so you know what NOT to say, I guess...




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#3 13 years ago

Do you want to have sex with me?




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#4 13 years ago

Hey. Hey. I have a penis.

(at a lesbian bar) So, any of you laddies ever been penetrated? [Family Guy]




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#5 13 years ago

Truly some of the greats.

There's a party in my pants and you're invited!




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#6 13 years ago

I los my phone number, can I have yours?




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#7 13 years ago

Loooooool. I can see a 'Shhhhh' coming. :uhm:




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#8 13 years ago

Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side?

You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you




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#9 13 years ago

you must have a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. nice shoes, wanna ____? Do have fries to go with that shake? you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.