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Ballmer

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#1 7 years ago

Some of the most legendary bans in FF history:

  • Tiki was almost banned by popular vote. The vote to ban him actually passed 4-1, but it was overturned in the electoral congress.
  • CamBo was banned for this post.
  • johnny_b490 was banned according to this thread, but all traces of his existence have since been destroyed. Perhaps he knew too much.
  • Likewise, a member reportedly named X-C was banned according to eyewitness reports (thread). However, no posts or profile can be found. Suspicious.
  • A member named Killor was banned for deceptive consumer sales practices (a civil violation in Utah). Twitter feeds of the court proceedings can be read here and here.
  • On January 19th, 2004, user HeadShock was banned for this post.
  • December 10th, 2004, user AzH is "Permanently banned due to repeatedly violating the forum rules and ignoring staff warnings."
  • User Bottors2357 was almost banned by popular vote for this thread.
  • November 12th, 2004: User Holden was banned for bumping old threads.
  • January 21st, 2004: User *Kinetic is banned for having an asterisk in their name, among other things.
  • Sometime in September, 2005, user Tap112 was banned for theft of satellite TV service. Independent undercover investigation took place in this thread, this thread, and this thread.
  • February 1st, 2004: User JaKoB 88 is banned for corporate espionage (insider information was being leaked from FileFront to a competing forum).
  • Christmas, 2005. Admiral Donutz, a.k.a. Dunkin' Donutz, a.k.a. Krispy Kreme, a.k.a. Jack "The Jackknife" Kelly, a.k.a. Großadmiral Dönitz, was banned upon being promoted to Admin in Her Majesty's Royal File Front.
  • September 1st, 2005: User killer400 was banned accidentally by a forum glitch.
  • July 3rd, 2005. User -Erik- was banned for jaywalking.
  • June 7th, 2005, User ANZACSAS was banned. More info here.
  • October 12th, 2005: User oleg was banned for 1 week for this post.
  • September 20th, 2006. User Green Special, and his alternate account Spamahoy were banned for cattle rustlin'. Celebrations are ongoing: thread #1, thread #2
  • September 19th, 2006. User Spamahoy2! Returns is banned for flaming.
  • January 1st, 2006: User BoardTracker is banned for one day. (Someone look into this.)
  • March 31st, 2006: User DarthJebus05 is banned for breaking and entering. Much research is left undone.
  • September 27th, 2006: User SuperGunz is banned for double-posting.
  • July 7th, 2006. User Alex37 was banned by popular vote. It was later confirmed by the Supreme Court of Delaware.
  • July 8th, 2007. User JustinBieber is banned. The mysterious signature editor has this to say: "Alternative account of Warforger, permanently banned for posting nudity once again."
  • August 5th, 2008 : User PSPiso was banned for being too awesome.
  • January 3rd, 2008: User I love to singa is banned for removing the tag on a mattress.
  • Going back to more than a week ago, Warforger was banned.
  • June 6th, 2008: User |SNAKE| was banned by popular vote for this post.
  • March 21st, 2008: User shizzzzzle is banned for this post.
  • August 29th, 2009: user Mr. Mikey made a motion to permaban dragonelf, but the motion was not seconded.
  • October 11th, 2010: User Splicer101 is banned until December 9th, 2010 for "excessive splicer-like behavior", impersonating a naval officer, and wire fraud.
  • Feb. 04, 2011: In an attempt to ban the spam mastermind Splicer101, Crazy Wolf accidentally banned redgroupclan, Schofield, Obankobi, and MrFancypants.
  • Feb. 06, 2011: Authuran was banned for having an illegal signature.
  • March 1st, 2011: Jackripped and Totes McTurner were temporarily banned for founding Napster.
  • April 24th, 2011: User Ballmer was banned for bumping old threads.

If there are more, or if you can provide more accurate information, please contribute to this thread.




Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

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#2 7 years ago

ANZACSAS was not banned for copyright infringement. The truth cannot be fully released surrounding his banning, but I can tell you it involved a primate, wheel lubricant, and suggestive photography.




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#3 7 years ago

You're missing a number of mass bannings.




Ballmer

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#4 7 years ago

Yeah but they were top-secret mass bannings. Like... UFOs.




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#5 7 years ago

Most of them were pretty public...




Ballmer

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#6 7 years ago

Oh well I guess they weren't legendary enough to show up in the history books!




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#7 7 years ago

I was banned once. But then I bought the website that banned me. So they made me an administrator.




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#8 7 years ago

Lol the fuck? How did you get that banlist?




Ballmer

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#9 7 years ago
Granyaski;5453577Lol the fuck? How did you get that banlist?

I run a massive counterintelligence operation based in Fort Wayne, Indiana. You may have seen it before:

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We have moles inside every major gaming site. That's why Apple's product info always gets leaked months in advance, and Microsoft's products don't - we control all the product info leak sites. It's genius, if I do say so myself. Monocle.gif




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#10 7 years ago
Ballmer;5453534 August 5th, 2010 : User PSPiso was banned for these posts.

Wrong, he wasn't banned for that.


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