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Mental Decay

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#1 12 years ago

From the people who brought you the amazing thread "Let's start a ska band!" comes the next big thing, "Let's start an emo band!". If we succeed, we will sweep the nation and cause 14 year old girls/boys to go insane everytime they hear our names/songs. Really, it's easy to start an emo band. All you have to do is create a depressing band name like "Slit Slit Cut Die" and have generic lyrics like "So I'll cut my wrists and bleed all over the floor while crying tears of blood because I've lost you". So, if you have emo hair, or are willing to get emo hair, can play very simple songs that all sound the same, and like to cry, join now! Guitarist (3): Bassist: Mental Decay Drums: Vocals (must be able to scream and/or shriek in an annoyingly high pitch): Manager: Groupies: Roadies: Merch dudes: Record label dudes who just sign us because we're the latest trend: Make up artists: Fashion designers: Hair stylists: 14 year old girls screaming for our attention: 14 year old bi sexual/gay/overly sensitive boys screaming for our attention: Note: This thread is not meant to offend




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#2 12 years ago

I call groupie!




Red Menace

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#3 12 years ago

14 year old bi sexual/gay/overly sensitive boy plz!


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#4 12 years ago

Guitarist (3): Bassist: Mental Decay Drums: Vocals (must be able to scream and/or shriek in an annoyingly high pitch): Manager:

Groupies: Darth Parrot Roadies: Merch dudes: Record label dudes who just sign us because we're the latest trend: Make up artists: Fashion designers: Hair stylists:

14 year old girls screaming for our attention: 14 year old bi sexual/gay/overly sensitive boys screaming for our attention: Red Menace




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#5 12 years ago

I'll take "Groupies" for 500, Alex.




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#6 12 years ago

I'm the Record Label guy.




Mental Decay

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#7 12 years ago

Sickkk! Guitarist (3): Bassist: Mental Decay Drums: Vocals (must be able to scream and/or shriek in an annoyingly high pitch): Manager:

Groupies: Darth Parrot, SeinfeldRules Roadies: Merch dudes: Record label dudes who just sign us because we're the latest trend: rebornintheglory Make up artists: Fashion designers: Hair stylists:

14 year old girls screaming for our attention: 14 year old bi sexual/gay/overly sensitive boys screaming for our attention: Red Menace




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#8 12 years ago

Hey I also have a terrible singing voice, so I could also be a vocalist :p .




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#9 12 years ago

Can you scream/shriek at a very annoying high pitch?




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#10 12 years ago

Lemme put you out of your cutting misery *stabs thread*