List of people who have defeated Chuck Norris 28 replies

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something to believe.

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#1 12 years ago

This is a simple thread, Chuck Norris (contrary to popular belief) has been defeated before, this is a thread to post the (few) people who have done it.

Don't even bother argue, it is obvious that anyone who could defeat the mighty Chuck Norris is nearly Divine, this is that list.

Other than the obvious, Clint Eastwood, God, Yo Mamma and The Hypnotoad.

Just post a picture, and post the way they defeated the bearded avenger.

Starting out strong-

#1: Barney Fife- barney-fife-sm.jpg It wasn't a very fair fight for Chuck, Barney was obviously the superior, with his quick hands, un-human aim, and general badass graces, it wasn't long before Chuck began to run away screaming.

#2: Margaret Thatcher- 20051013_margaret_thatcher.jpeg Though Chuck had nearly won, he apperantly hadn't brought enough Ammo, his immigrant slave boy Rico broke his leg while carrying the ammo.. with slight assistance of the Iron lady's Karate chop of doom, Chuck could not seem to best Thatcher in hand to hand, but he did manage to get away by trying to argue with her.

And finally-

Steward Pewterling: nerd.jpg Creator of the Chuck Norris jokes, when they stopped pumping out as fast, Chuck went to rough him up.

"I created you!" Stewart said. "You publicized me, and now you die!" Chuck retorted. "Don't make me destroy you Chuck!" Stewart quickly but responded.

Chuck jumped at him, but Stewart was a lvl 912 Black Mage, so his attacks were unblockable by even the level 187 Chuck Norris, Chuck sent out blow after blow, eventually tiring himself out, so he gave up figured it wasn't worth his time.

Do not be fooled brethren, these are but a few, there are countless others...

Homer Gonerson


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#2 12 years ago


Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

Knight of MarsBeater of Ass

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#3 12 years ago



livE raW doG

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#4 12 years ago


Bruce Lee gave him a spanking.


I didn't make it!

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#5 12 years ago

bruce lee > all


"The original one"

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#6 12 years ago

You forgot to list me.

Nittany Tiger Forum Mod


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#7 12 years ago

I think Chuck Norris would consider you too weak to fight.

No Leaf Clover

I'm too cool to give a shit.

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#8 12 years ago

This thread tells lies.


Cap'n Rommel

The Good

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#9 12 years ago

except for the first, and fourth post... then yes

Miss Sunshine

I am a bike thief.

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#10 12 years ago

Chuck Norris is supposedly offended by the Chuck Norris Facts!