something to believe.
19th February 2005
This is a simple thread, Chuck Norris (contrary to popular belief) has been defeated before, this is a thread to post the (few) people who have done it.
Don't even bother argue, it is obvious that anyone who could defeat the mighty Chuck Norris is nearly Divine, this is that list.
Other than the obvious, Clint Eastwood, God, Yo Mamma and The Hypnotoad.
Just post a picture, and post the way they defeated the bearded avenger.
Starting out strong-
#1: Barney Fife- It wasn't a very fair fight for Chuck, Barney was obviously the superior, with his quick hands, un-human aim, and general badass graces, it wasn't long before Chuck began to run away screaming.
#2: Margaret Thatcher- Though Chuck had nearly won, he apperantly hadn't brought enough Ammo, his immigrant slave boy Rico broke his leg while carrying the ammo.. with slight assistance of the Iron lady's Karate chop of doom, Chuck could not seem to best Thatcher in hand to hand, but he did manage to get away by trying to argue with her.
Steward Pewterling: Creator of the Chuck Norris jokes, when they stopped pumping out as fast, Chuck went to rough him up.
"I created you!" Stewart said. "You publicized me, and now you die!" Chuck retorted. "Don't make me destroy you Chuck!" Stewart quickly but responded.
Chuck jumped at him, but Stewart was a lvl 912 Black Mage, so his attacks were unblockable by even the level 187 Chuck Norris, Chuck sent out blow after blow, eventually tiring himself out, so he
gave up figured it wasn't worth his time.
Do not be fooled brethren, these are but a few, there are countless others...
Knight of MarsBeater of Ass
3rd June 2006
livE raW doG
6th August 2005
Bruce Lee gave him a spanking.
"The original one"
19th September 2004
You forgot to list me.
15th September 2004
I think Chuck Norris would consider you too weak to fight.
I'm too cool to give a shit.
9th November 2006
This thread tells lies.
7th August 2004
except for the first, and fourth post... then yes
I am a bike thief.
7th September 2006
Chuck Norris is supposedly offended by the Chuck Norris Facts!