That's right...llamas are at stake here!
I kinda knew this all along but Wiener has managed to see some suspicious activity and this has pretty much confirmed it.
hris/LW says: I forgot to tell you...I saw a llama in cologne Chipmunk says: omg! Chris/LW says: in the middle of the pedestrian area Chris/LW says: I didn't get a chance to take a photo though Chipmunk says: damn it!...still...what was it up to in the pedestrian area huh? some plot going down there. Chipmunk says: did you get a chance to engage in a conversation with it? Chris/LW says: I have no idea, there were too many humans around it. Chipmunk says: The secretive llama tribe of Cologne....maybe Chris/LW says: ah, it was probably there to visit the chocolate museum Chipmunk says: *notes that down*...llamas like chocolate? Chipmunk says: illegal chocolate smuggling operations Chris/LW says: more likely Chipmunk says: *notes that down* Cologne-llama chocolate smuggling operations central Chipmunk says: must be a network of these llama smugglers in Germany Chris/LW says: nono, you have it wrong....the poor llamas are being smuggled inside the chocolate Chipmunk says: oh.my.god. Chris/LW says: they mix chicken buttholes into the chocolate so that the llamas wont eat their way to freedom. Chipmunk says: thats terrible! Chris/LW says: I know! Chipmunk says: those....bastards....this makes me want to dress up and become a Defender of the Llama and free the llamas of Germany. Chipmunk says: They will pay for this.... Chipmunk says: Im coming over there! *creates costume* Chipmunk says: *cue theme music* "lay your hands off that llama" *punch*
So thats it...who knows how big of a network this is and the total llama chocolate hostage count is?.Who wishes to join me in my quest of freeing those poor llamas of Germay from thier chocolate hell?.Together we can unite and liberate the llamas of Germany!
Sorry, but our opertatins our essantial to bringing down the Jelly Ninja Koolas. The Choclate-colgne Llama smuggling / choclate llama infusing/chicken butthole indicing operations will proceed.
But, but I'm working on saving American cows from milk-hungry tornadoes.
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EDIT: I'll tell you what the little text says if you want.
Willing to form an alliance...like...
Milk for Tornado Foundation/Liberating the Llamas of Germany Foundation ?
Does Germany have a tornado problem?
Not really. :)
You're missing out then. Too bad I've never seen one. :(
Lord Wiener;3392944Not really. :)
Would it like a Tornado problem? :p
rebornintheglory;3392953Would it like a Tornado problem? :p
Hmm. I'll tell the tornadoes about German cookies.
Killer Kyle;3392964Hmm. I'll tell the tornadoes about German cookies.
Why are you so obsessed with storms anyway? Not that they aren't cool....