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evildude

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25th August 2003

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#1 12 years ago

I got this email the other day

FROM: PETER JOHNSON ABIDJAN, IVORY COAST WEST-AFRICA

DEAR , PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I AM PETER JOHNSON, THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR AND MRS. JOHNSON MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1989, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH JUNE 2004 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$ 8,000,000 (Eight Million united states dollars) LEFT IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE

NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF THE FUND. HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES. THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE, (SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT). SIR, I AM honorABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS. 1)TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WOULD BE TRANSFERRED TO 2)TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AM A BOY OF 20 YEARS 3)TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY AFTER THE MONEY HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED. MOREOVER, SIR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR NORMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS. FURTHERMOIRE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME. ANTICAIPTING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. THANKS AND GOD BLESS MR PETER JOHNSON .

Who would ever fall for this?




Lukeh

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#2 12 years ago

Received the same thing numerous times from West African princes.




Koehler

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#3 12 years ago

geez i have to contact him this is a great deal....




groddy VIP Member

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12th April 2002

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#4 12 years ago

:moved: to spam




Pb2Au

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4th October 2004

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#5 12 years ago

That two-timing bastard! He's going behind my back and offering you that deal! I kindly offered him assistance to transfer his money, with the secret plan to rip him off by having the money sent to a sham account and wiring it to my real account before the check I sent him from my fake account bounced. Peter Johnson has earned my wrath today!




GoogleMoogleMaximus

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#6 12 years ago

tell him to transfer before arranging the transport, then take all the cash and run




Pb2Au

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4th October 2004

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#7 12 years ago

... a wire transfer doesn't involve cash...




GoogleMoogleMaximus

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27th November 2005

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#8 12 years ago

cash-money to me is small difference. then get the money, draw out the money, take the cash and run




Red Menace

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#9 12 years ago

Good for the Ivory Coast, looks like they are really making progress, they are on track to be the next Nigeria.


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GoogleMoogleMaximus

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#10 12 years ago

wow. so un he up then. gd luck to the ivory coast. unless you steal the guys money