I am looking for a maid. Obviously. You will have to:
- Clean the toilets.
- Take out the trash when needed.
- Clean the bedrooms.
- Vacuum everywhere. Including the toilets.
- Shine my shoes. And the toilets.
- Clean the tile in the bathroom. And the toilets.
- Scrub the tub. And toilets.
- Eat any leftovers.
- Rub my feet before bedtime. Toilets also.
- Read me a bedtime story.
- Make my bed and tuck me in every night. And toilets.
There is no uniform, except for a bumper sticker for your automobile, and a very noticable name-tag which you must wear at all times. My payment from you will be: $3.46 per hour, per toilet, per bed time story Please apply in this thread. Include:
- Your name.
- Past jobs.
- How tolerant you are of toilets and their contents.
You may also apply for family or friends. Thank you for your time.
30th December 2003
haha, you suck. :p
No, that'll be your job. Toilet sucking. They must be clean enough to eat from.
Shizzle my nizzle
28th July 2004
Can I apply to be the maid's maid?
Pierce the Heavens
27th January 2003
I'll be the maid's maid's maid.
Please submit the required information and we shall see.