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Reekris

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#1 13 years ago

I am looking for a maid. Obviously. You will have to:

  • Clean the toilets.
  • Take out the trash when needed.
  • Clean the bedrooms.
  • Vacuum everywhere. Including the toilets.
  • Shine my shoes. And the toilets.
  • Clean the tile in the bathroom. And the toilets.
  • Scrub the tub. And toilets.
  • Eat any leftovers.
  • Rub my feet before bedtime. Toilets also.
  • Read me a bedtime story.
  • Make my bed and tuck me in every night. And toilets.

There is no uniform, except for a bumper sticker for your automobile, and a very noticable name-tag which you must wear at all times. My payment from you will be: $3.46 per hour, per toilet, per bed time story Please apply in this thread. Include:

  1. Your name.
  2. Past jobs.
  3. Schooling.
  4. Height.
  5. How tolerant you are of toilets and their contents.

You may also apply for family or friends. Thank you for your time.




Sh0wdowN

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#2 13 years ago

haha, you suck. :p




Reekris

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#3 13 years ago

No, that'll be your job. Toilet sucking. They must be clean enough to eat from.




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#4 13 years ago

Can I apply to be the maid's maid?




Deimos

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#5 13 years ago

I'll be the maid's maid's maid.




Reekris

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#6 13 years ago

Please submit the required information and we shall see.