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random_soldier1337

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#1 1 year ago

Describe an alien that is capable of creating sexual interest in the average human for it but with the condition that the alien can't be humanoid. For example, no humans with "unnatural" skin colors, no weird "natural" hairstyles, no ancient egyptian shit with people having dog, cat, cow, bird, whatever heads. None of that shit.




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#2 1 year ago

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#3 1 year ago

For Commander Shepard. He needs it according to this conversation:

The freaky unicorn must be transcended




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#4 1 year ago

For Commander Shepard. To be a good Commander, he needs to bang okay? Godammit all the times! Do you have to be reminded?

That unicorn must be transcended. New better, MILFier females are needed.




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#5 1 year ago

No Orion slave girls, then?

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#6 1 year ago

God, no! Get that orc outta here.

I'm talkin' about some of that sweet sweet Hanar action. I'm so desperate even a wookie would do! But unfortunately that breaks the humanoids rule (and would also break many pelvises).




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#7 1 year ago

You're scaring the children.


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#8 1 year ago

Man-children don't count.