Describe an alien that is capable of creating sexual interest in the average human for it but with the condition that the alien can't be humanoid. For example, no humans with "unnatural" skin colors, no weird "natural" hairstyles, no ancient egyptian shit with people having dog, cat, cow, bird, whatever heads. None of that shit.
Jeff is a mean boss
28th July 2002
For Commander Shepard. He needs it according to this conversation:
The freaky unicorn must be transcended
For Commander Shepard. To be a good Commander, he needs to bang okay? Godammit all the times! Do you have to be reminded?
That unicorn must be transcended. New better, MILFier females are needed.
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
15th December 2002
No Orion slave girls, then?
Danny King | Community Manager | GameFront.com
God, no! Get that orc outta here.
I'm talkin' about some of that sweet sweet Hanar action. I'm so desperate even a wookie would do! But unfortunately that breaks the humanoids rule (and would also break many pelvises).
Caffiene Fuelled Ravings of an undiagnosed Sociopath.
13th June 2008
You're scaring the children.
Mikey - GameFront.com - Lead Developer
Man-children don't count.