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Fortune

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#1 12 years ago

This is the thread of the true gangsta, not no wanksta, a true gangsta.

In the fashion of the Chuck Norris threads, this is a fact list about Martha Stewart.

1. Martha Stewart, Martha did more time than Tupac, Biggie, Eazy, Dre and all the rest combined, Stewart is THE gangsta.

2. She had a couple "Servants" in the prison.

3. She went in there for polluting the worlds gold supply.

4. She Killed 21 people in the Prison.

5. She was wearing a MAC-10 on the way out, and she shot a cop dead as she was walking out to the car.

6. She is the only human Chuck Norris actualy ever complimented, ever.

7. She once bested Margaret Thatcher in hand to hand combat.

8. She was just staying in prison for the hell of it, when she got bored she just told the guards "Open up the doors (Censored)" and instantly he rushed and opened it for her.

9. She once fired a stray bullet up into space, she can never miss, and it hit Skylab and fell to the ground.

10. She makes all the gang bandana's that her crew wears, in her fashionable "Navajo White" color...

*Continue*




Red Menace

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#2 12 years ago
Jedihunter7. She once bested Margaret Thatcher in hand to hand combat.

Not the Iron Lady!


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rebornintheglory

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#3 12 years ago

This thread fails. Sorry.




KC

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#4 12 years ago
reborninthegloryThis thread fails. Sorry.

Reborn, you took the words right out of my mouth.

No, seriously, that's exactly what i was going to write. :nodding:




Overwatch

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#5 12 years ago

I so wanna deck that pimp cat in your avatar reborn




rebornintheglory

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#6 12 years ago

Everybody does. :nodding:

Oh, and :thumbsup: KC.




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#7 12 years ago

Cool cat > NEDM cat.




rebornintheglory

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#8 12 years ago

NEDM Cannibalised the Happy Cat to use in their schemes. :cort:




KC

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#9 12 years ago

rebornintheglory

Oh, and :thumbsup: KC.

Go us. :)




rebornintheglory

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#10 12 years ago

:dance:




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