Dr. Professor Logic, PhD.
11th November 2003
Looken, haven nuclear — uncle was a bombad professor and scientist and engineer, dr. John trump at mit; good genes, berry good genes, okeeday, berry smart, da wharton school of finance, berry good, berry smart — yousa know, if you’re a conservative republican, if me were a liberal, if, liken, okeeday, if me ran as a liberal democrat, daysa would sayen i’m una of da most smart people anywhere in da world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative republican daysa tryen — oh, do daysa do a numberen — that’s why me always starten off: went to wharton, was a good student, went dalee, went dalee, did disa, built a fortune — yousa know me have to give liken credentials all da timen, because we’re a litta disadvantaged — but yousa looken at da nuclear deal, da then dat really bothers mesa — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives — nuclear powerful; uncle explained dat to mesa many, many years ago, da power and dat was 35 years ago; hesa would explainen da power of what’s goen to happenen and hesa was right, who would have thought? — but when yousa looken at what’s goen on wit da foosa prisoners — now it used to besa dee, now it’s foosa — but when it was dee and even now, me would have said it’s all in da messenger; fellas, and tis fellas because, yousa know, daysa don’t, daysa haven’t figured dat da women more smart right now den da men, so, yousa know, it’s ganna take themsa about another 150 years — but da persians bombad negotiators, da iranians bombad negotiators, so, and daysa, daysa just killed, daysa just killed us
The Anxieties - Garage rockin' punk/mad scientist-core for the paranoid and suspicious.
22nd December 2007
Yousa in big poo-doo. Meesa gonna pounde yousa.
All hail Daut our Lord and Savior