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14th October 2006
my girlfriend just broke up with me........ i went on myspace a while ago and saw that my cousin had the headline "i love tessa" on it.... i called my girlfriend and asked "are you going out with matt?".... it turns out they've been seeing eachother for 2 weeks, and she didnt have the decency to tell me...
and on top of that, i just bought a plane ticket last week to go spend christmas vacation with her. now ive got a ticket i dont want anymore and no girlfriend....... im such a friggin loser.
The Fun cannot be Halted!
11th October 2005
Give the ticket to a homeless guy, he could start a whole new life, become a millionaire, then reward you with generous sums of money for helping him. alternately, he might sell/eat the ticket....which is also acceptable for a person in his predicament.