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#1 8 years ago

MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake.

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#2 8 years ago

Inyri?


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#3 8 years ago

that's so true. every word of it.


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#4 8 years ago

LOL! Totally, 100% accurate.

The other day, I went to a drive-up ATM, and a mid-aged lady walked up right in front of me, arrogantly chewing gum and holding her water bottle, put her purse down on the curb and started trying to do...something. Who knows what. I saw the card go in but I didn't see it come back out. After about 4-5 minutes, traffic had backed up all the way onto the main road (10-12 cars), and all she had done was shake her head and push buttons over and over, cluelessly chewing her gum with her chin held high. Finally, she started tapping on the drive-up window. A bank employee promptly came out and told her to step out of the drive-thru, and escorted her behind the building while she resolved the problem.

And of course...my transaction lasted no more than a minute. =D




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#5 8 years ago

Computernerd is clearly racist.




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#6 8 years ago
Professor Dr. Scientist;5395881Computernerd is clearly racist.

or has a personal hatred of women :llama:




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#7 8 years ago

No wai, womenz are teh awesumz. Especially the one girl that I wub! :3


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#8 8 years ago
computernerd;5396001No wai, womenz are teh awesumz. Especially the one girl that I wub! :3

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#9 8 years ago

I will kill you three different ways before you hit the ground.


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#10 8 years ago

What for?