22nd December 2007
My roommates couldn't be bothered to finish it. Or dump it out. Or take it with them when they left for the summer. I was going to dump it down the drain, but it's over a month expired and is mostly solid. Perhaps they wanted to drink it when they got back in 3 months? Maybe I should just leave it for them...
Fun fact: If you leave a pie in the fridge for an entire semester, it will eat the aluminum foil covering it. My roommates never offered me a slice of that pie... They didn't complain when I threw it away though.
I could yell at them, but it's more satisfying to contemplate all the ways revenge could be had.
...And my neighbors love weed.
All hail Daut our Lord and Savior
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
15th December 2002
Blend it and give to them as a new smoothie you invented.
Danny King | Community Manager | GameFront.com
Mister Angry Rules Guy
1st February 2010
Indeed. It is already milkshake in a bottle.
Domini de Umbra
12th August 2008
But make sure that you put laxatives in the smoothie as well. Double the pain
2nd May 2016
Spill it up someone's bedroom wall and claim that it was the work of horny gnomes.