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Superfluous Curmudgeon Advanced Member

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#1 4 years ago

My roommates couldn't be bothered to finish it. Or dump it out. Or take it with them when they left for the summer. I was going to dump it down the drain, but it's over a month expired and is mostly solid. Perhaps they wanted to drink it when they got back in 3 months? Maybe I should just leave it for them...

Fun fact: If you leave a pie in the fridge for an entire semester, it will eat the aluminum foil covering it. My roommates never offered me a slice of that pie... They didn't complain when I threw it away though.

I could yell at them, but it's more satisfying to contemplate all the ways revenge could be had.

...And my neighbors love weed.

FileTrekker Super Administrator

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#2 4 years ago

Blend it and give to them as a new smoothie you invented.

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#3 4 years ago

Indeed. It is already milkshake in a bottle.


Deus Oblivionis

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#4 4 years ago

But make sure that you put laxatives in the smoothie as well. Double the pain



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#5 4 years ago

Spill it up someone's bedroom wall and claim that it was the work of horny gnomes.