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#1 6 years ago

Join me, for the latest extraordinary tale in the Adventures of Obankobi.

I went to my first party last night *.* Many shots were had, but with people instead of alone. It was a crack up. This one guy had 1 shot and acted drunk as fuck. I can't believe people actually do that, goodness.

Then I um...well think of Granyaski. Just. Think about it.

Low and behold, the 4 of us left fell asleep on the couch, chair, and floor. I had to curl up into a goddamn ball because the other guy on the couch kept elbowing me in the kidney!!! Easy to sleep after all that though.

Anyway, I wake up feeling like P. Diddy: pretty fucked. Then boom, the girl I had been talking to last night was all "Hey, are you single? Can I get your number?" She's a model, likes Stargate SG1 and Doctor Who. Pretty freaking win.

Then we went to IHOP, a pancake place. We almost escaped being called out on how trashed we all looked, until the lady at the register asked us if we all "had fun last night"? We were so close to pretending no one noticed.

Love, Obankobi

PS: THE PLANT WAS MORE OF A WEED. IT HAD LEAVES AND SHIT. PPS: Pretend to care, so I can feel I've fulfilled that bizarre urge humans have to share the burden of knowledge only they possess.




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#2 6 years ago

Can I get tits here?


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#3 6 years ago

*gives own tits*




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#4 6 years ago

*Sucks*


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#5 6 years ago

My hunting tits are looking in dismay at those tits of yours. They had high hopes for them.




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#6 6 years ago

OMFG D: No one can live up to your tits Raptor. You're too damn sexy!




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#7 6 years ago

I took the advice of your signature for this thread.




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#8 6 years ago

You have failed to meet the appropriate standards of drunken behaviour. It's too bad.

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#9 6 years ago

Thought they were sexy? Thanks, they'll be hunting you

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#10 6 years ago

Nemmerle;5637863You have failed to meet the appropriate standards of drunken behaviour. It's too bad.

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I know, I'm terrible.

Raptor you know damn well I meant your sexy chest!!