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Vantage

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#1 11 years ago

I keep a bottle of it on my desk because the back of my feet (right above my heel; where the achilles tendon is). When I tried to explain to my mother its purpose when she came in to check something on my computer, she got all fussy about it and tried to say that I was using it for "something else."

Really, what else could I possibly use it for? My feet get dry!




Reekris

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#2 11 years ago

My hands get dry, I have lotion in the bathroom for that. I put it on after I wash my hands.




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#3 11 years ago

I like your avatar Vantage.




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#4 11 years ago

Vantage;3393667I keep a bottle of it on my desk because the back of my feet (right above my heel; where the achilles tendon is). When I tried to explain to my mother its purpose when she came in to check something on my computer, she got all fussy about it and tried to say that I was using it for "something else."

Really, what else could I possibly use it for? My feet get dry!

Masturbating.




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#5 11 years ago
SeinfeldRules;3393691I like your avatar Vantage.

And I yours, dear friend.

When I click preview it just says "Originally Posted by SeinfeldRules" but here in the text entry box it says "quote=SeinfeldRules;3393691." Phunni.




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#6 11 years ago

My eyes are soft to touch because of moisturizing lotion. As are my teeth.




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#7 11 years ago

That must have been embarassing.

Tell her it was to soften up the bodies so you can stuff them in trunks.




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#8 11 years ago

They say blood dries the skin... They are right.




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#9 11 years ago

ZOMG AEG. Hai2u.

... and goodnight moon.




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#10 11 years ago

Yep. Aeg's back.