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#1 10 years ago

Want to make money the easy way? Consider joining our llama religion! It's one of the fastest growing crazy religions on the Internet. The site is 100% free and will only cost you your sanity! There are penguin egg offerings which will cost us some money via lawsuits (damn Environment Protection Agency) if you do not submit to the will of the llama before the trial period is up. in which the llama will test and evaluate your loyalty to him, but I do not do those and still make over $100 a month (embezzlement, really). Welcome to Llamaism!

So what is Llamaism?

Llamaism is a religion created for those who have had a calling to the Llama. You can go to the daily services, and go over and analyze denominations (mild, devotional, or just plain crazy), pick one and share your thoughts about the almighty llama who will better our lives via his holy excrement. The daily service activities can range pinfrom the llama tail on the converts, to sharing a new idea for locations where followers can distribute flyers about Llamaism, or whatever the heck you want to do, as long as it falls within Llamaism boundaries (which makes 99.9% of any activity forbidden - even essential tasks except during services). I've taken a liking to Llamaism; its furriness, the great barnyard temple to the Llama, learning the language of the llama, hay bails for sleeping, delicious grass and Llama feed 3 times daily, pirate radio broadcasts of Llamaism services for those not able to attend and the ideas of Llamaism in hopes of getting new convertsm and a lot more. The llama is generous and has promised 80 cents for each conversion you do. If you just go outside, hand out the fliers, and hope that the enemies of the almighty llama don't punch you in the face because "you want shut-up about your stupid llamas." Two conversions a day at 80 cents each, that's $48 a month if you maintain a successful conversion rate (note: $47 of monthly earnings go to supporting the llama temple and petting zoos).

So how do I become a follower of the llama?

Its easy. Other than seeking out converters, just visit the links below to get even more info, or go right to your nearest petting zoo and start your journey to the almighty llama temple today!

Start NOW - by following the almighty llama conversion instructions. More Info on our llama king - The detailed biology of our divine master.

May the almighty Llama be with you always.




086goinfast

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#2 10 years ago

Prepair for teh Zombo!




Nittany Tiger Forum Mod

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#3 10 years ago

I got it.

EDIT: This was a long llamafication, but I got it done.




DarthParrot

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#4 10 years ago

Unlimited Powah can be found in the Llama!

Wait a minute, why does Llama have two L's? I just noticed that...




Dipship

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#5 10 years ago

llama: llama1.jpg

Lama: Dalai%20Lama.jpg


When in doubt, gas it!



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#6 10 years ago

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Fortune

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#7 10 years ago

Money, get away. Get a good job with more pay and you're okay.




wasturr

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#8 10 years ago

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Dragonelf68

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#9 10 years ago
Jedihunter;4390070Money, get away. Get a good job with more pay and you're okay.

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#10 10 years ago

dramallama, run!