If you can read this, your monitor works!
Yeah... thats right.... I went there!
I've always wondered if my monitor worked or not.
When in doubt, gas it!
You make blind children cry. ;)
I EAT blind children!!!
They never see it coming?!....
I CANT SEE IT.
What do I do?
You'll have to unplug your monitor, smear it with Marmite and Jam, kick it twice in the rear and then dance around it wearing socks on your arms for approximately five minutes.
Then throw it out of a window. When you bring it back up it'll be as good as new!
Oh right, I shall go try it.
I shall be back shortly.
Er, Dave, please collect your monitor from my roof. You're scaring teh 1337 hawt bunniez on my 1337t4zt1c r00f!