Mormons see me trollin'....they hatin' 10 replies

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NiteStryker

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#1 8 years ago

Chat with Us | Mormon.org

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Welcome to Mormon.org chat. A representative will be with you shortly. Agent [Jemima] is ready to assist you. Agent [Merirani] has joined the chat. Jemima: hi Merirani: hi Me: hello Jemima: how are you? Me: Im good, you? Merirani: we are doing good Merirani: thanks for asking Merirani: how may we help you? Me: Well, I have a friend who is mormon Me: and she says she cant do some things Me: like drink alcohol, or even soda Me: but she cant really tell me why, altho she just answers with "because Im mormon" Me: but I'd like to know why exactly Merirani: Oh ok.. Merirani: sure...well.. Me: odd request I know, but little quarks of religion intrigue me Merirani: we can drink a soda...but for alcohol yeah we dont Me: why is that? Merirani: it`s a commandment wich we call the Word of Wisdom...we believe that we have to take care of our body... Me: but to what extent? Because many things are bad for you in one way or another Merirani: as it said in the bible 1Corinthians 3:16-17 Merirani: Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? 17 If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are. Me: So what about something like a cheeseburger? Me: Thats bad for you because of the fat Merirani: have you heard a lot about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints? Me: not alot no Merirani: we can eat those kind of food but with moderation...but still we have our agency... Merirani: God gives commandments and as we obey we receive blessings...such as good health... Merirani: oh ok... actually Me: so you are saying by taking care of your bodies, you recieve good health from god....not nature? Merirani: we are missionaries for the church and we1d love to share you more about the basic beliefs of the church... Merirani: actually we can call you anytime you free... Me: I dont have a working phone right now Me: but you are saying by taking care of your bodies, you recieve good health from god....not nature? Merirani: By obeying to the commandments we are blessed Me: so what about the people who eat healthy and are not mormon? Where does their health come from? Merirani: the commandments are for everyone not only members of the church... Merirani: do you have a religious background? Me: not really Me: more like no Merirani: oh ok... Me: its too difficult for me Merirani: if you want to learn more we have a chat room...we can set an appointment ...and so share you more about that... Merirani: did your friend has already told a little bit about the church? Me: no, all she says is shes mormon. Merirani: oh ok...would you like to learn more about the church then? Me: Learn what exactly? Merirani: we`d like to share you more about the basic beliefs of the church and the blessings that the Gospel has brought in our life... Merirani: have you met missionaries before? Me: they have come to my door even tho I have a "no soliciting sign"...so I am under the impression they cannot read Jemima: sorry about that...



Fortune

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#2 8 years ago

You need a new hobby.




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#3 8 years ago

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Mormon?




Embee

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#4 8 years ago
Me: I dont have a working phone right now

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NiteStryker

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#5 8 years ago

All they did was attempt to recruit me. They didnt actually talk to me.




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#6 8 years ago

The representative lied when he said they don't drink alcohol, I know a friend of mine who is mormon and he drank wine at a communion of theirs.


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



NiteStryker

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#7 8 years ago

They wont talk to me anymore. I think I got blacklisted.




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#8 8 years ago

:lolpoint:


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#9 8 years ago

Fairly amusing.

I've talked to some Mormon elders before, they are fairly inconsistent on a lot of matters and do seem to come off as used car salesmen a lot of the time.

ALSO, SHOULD WE INVADE THE SCIENTOLOGISTS NEXT?




NiteStryker

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#10 8 years ago

Do they have a chat room?




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