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#1 6 years ago

On Friday my cat aquired some 2 lbs. of poppy seeds and tried making tea. He used one of the common methods using room temp tap water and about a half pound of poppy seeds in a 2 litre plastic bottle. He shook the seeds in the bottle for about 5 minutes, then let sit for another 15 minutes and shook again for a couple minutes before unsrewing the lid about half way and then squeezing all of the liquid out in a quart size round plastic container. The water nearly filled the quart container. The water was a cloudy yellow color just a little lighter than the color of an unfiltered heffeweizen beer. My cat then drank about half the water, plain with nothing added. My cat told me that it tasted like straw or hay or something grass like, but said there was not really any bitter taste at all and though it was not tasty, it was not that bad. My cat reported that about T+10 minutes after drinking half the poppy seed tea he started to feel light headed. Not much else after that, so about an hour later he drank the other half of the tea. He reported that there was not much more after that until about 2 hours later he started to feel very nauseous and had to lie down in his kitty bed. After about an hour he reports that the nausea started to subside and so he got up to watch TV. He said that the only other effect besides dizziness, was that the tea seemed to have a fairly strong aphrodisiac like effect. My cat was not happy about that too much because his gf is out of town. My cat then had a few beers, became very sleepy and slept like a baby. Upon awakening this morning, my cat was still feeling relaxed and very calm, even after drinking coffee. Today my cat is going to try again, but this time use hot tap water to see if that produces a darker tea.




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#2 6 years ago

We need bagels




Ryojin

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#3 6 years ago

tl;dr


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redgroupclan

is gay.

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#4 6 years ago



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#5 6 years ago

I THOUGHT WE REMOVED AUTO PLAY,

ALL CAPS RAGE!




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#6 6 years ago

[COLOR="Red"]God damn, Redgroupclan.[/COLOR]




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#7 6 years ago

<3 RGC




Ryojin

lolwut?

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#8 6 years ago

lulz.... Posts with autoplay vids look empty to me... :D


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#9 6 years ago

The cats are organized! :Panic:




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#10 6 years ago

I won't edit the autoplay.