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#1 10 years ago

So liek mai phone is sentient and it hates me and if I turn it off it gets mad and turns itself back on. What should I do!???????????

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#2 10 years ago

1. Take cellphone

2. Shove in mouth

3. Swallow.




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#3 10 years ago

...are you secretly trying to kill me too!?




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#4 10 years ago

Kill it before skynet takes it over.




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#5 10 years ago

How do I kill it!?!?!!!11




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#6 10 years ago

Burn it with magma.




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#7 10 years ago
Ronald_Jesch;4793550Kill it before skynet takes it over.

Kill it? Why kill it when you can give it to a hobo?




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#8 10 years ago

Oh I saw one of those today! He had a sign that said HOMELESS. I almost ran him over with my car.

...unintentionally of course...




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#9 10 years ago

Yay, my replacement phone just came in the mail. Time to get rid of the evil phone!




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#10 10 years ago

Kill it with fire!