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Captain Internet

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#1 13 years ago

Ok, let me just start off by saying that you don't think of your mum in this way, ok? Let me just say that. So, it's about...oh, I don't know...I was about 12 when this happened. So she goes out with her friends about 3 days before christmas. She tells me as she is leaving "Do NOT go in to my cupboard and get the Christmas decorations out." So, i'm there all alone...and i'm thinking "Gosh, wouldn't it be great if mum and her friends came home, and found out that I had decorated the tree by myself? They would come home and there would be the wonderful Christmas tree in all its glory, and...ahh...there would be me, and I would get all the 'awww look at the cute little boy!' speeches!" So, despite my mum's harsh warning to not go in to the decorations. I go in to the decorations. And I decorate the tree with all the little bells, and the little decorations. The bells were like mini-bells that you could actually ring. And then I came across this...umm...thing, which i'm not sure i'm allowed to mention. But it's what ladies use, you know. Anyway, like I said, I was 12, and you don't think of your mum in this way. Anyway, I thought it was to go on top of the tree. So I put it up there, and I turned it on, and it made all the bells ring. I thought that's what it was honestly for, so make all the bells ring, I thought it was a good invention for the bells. Anyway, my mum came home, and all her friends, and there was the tree with the thing on top. And everyone just went ***GGGGAAAAASSSSSPPPP*** Like, they were all: :dropsjaw: There I was, and I yelled out "TADAA!!!!!"... Soon, I realised something was amiss and I was standing there thinking "Oh ... crap ... what have I done?" In the complete silence, there was the thing at the top, doing its thing with the "Bzzzzzzz" and all the little bells were tinkling, and my mum and her friends were just standing there, eyes wide open. Worst Christmas ever.




Ping_Pong

Rockin' the Casbah

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#2 13 years ago

Christmas is over.




Jerm357

I don't spend enough time here

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15th January 2004

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#3 13 years ago

That wouldn't actually make the bells tinkle...... BS story if you ask me




Captain Internet

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#4 13 years ago

No, they were mini-bells. They did tinkle.




Sarrow

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#5 13 years ago

uhhh were they sex toys or what?




Col Jimmy Emeric

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#6 13 years ago

lmao