Take two anvils and tie them to parallel trees and place a trip wire between said trees. Walk and trip said wire, stand there and wait.
You should probably shoot them next time. It's the only solution. Butter them up first.
Keep honking im reloading
19th September 2006
Here's a better solution.. NEVER STOP SHOOTING!!!!
The Egyptians used to pour some messed up stuff in the ears to cure blindness...
SeinfeldRules;4910310I spent all day firing guns without proper ear protection. Was this a good idea?
deaf real men do it.
deaf realmovie men do it.
17th June 2002
SeinfeldRules;4910334my ears still hurt tho, plz halp
I recently obtained my medical degree off eBay, so my advice is obviously the only advice you need to listen to. So let's get down to basics:
- Your ears hurt.
- You want the pain in your ears to stop.
These problems are simple and easily solved. If part of the anatomy is experiencing continual pain which cannot be subdued by conventional pain killing practices such as sambuca, there are two potentially effective alternative treatments:
- Amputate the ears. With no ears, you cannot have earache.
- Take the gun and discharge the projectile directly into your pelvic region. It is a well-known fact that sudden, intense pain can cancel out less intense, existing pains.
There you go. Remove either your ears or your bollocks. Or just suck it up, maggot.
Pack your ears with stem cells. They'll be rejuvenated in no time.
It's how they do it in the real world too, you know. :mad: