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#1 9 years ago

Okay, i was going for my first kiss with my new girlfriend:Pimp:. Everything was going just fine until right when i got our lips touching, KAABOOOM, she farted. :dropsjaw: Not onw of those, normal, non-destructive farts, no, it frekin colored the wall behind her brown. I could have sworn there was blood in there too! Somebody tell me what I have just seen and how to help me!!!!!!!:bawl:




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#2 9 years ago

This sir, is the finest piece of commentary on social relationships I've ever read.




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#3 9 years ago

I've farted in the midst of receiving a BJ. Luckily, she was a trooper and kept "busy".

Suck it up, get over the stench, and go for it again.




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#4 9 years ago

Deep words, Sir Jeffro!




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#5 9 years ago

You don't have a girlfriend.




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#6 9 years ago
Vasili;4758656You don't have a girlfriend.

yes i do. i got pics too




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#7 9 years ago

Pics or it didn't happen




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#8 9 years ago

this was her when she was incredibly bored and wanted a random image. freshmen%20girls.jpg it did happen




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#9 9 years ago
a_demonic_lemon;4758658yes i do. i got pics too

Isn't she the lady with a moustache and a dick? I think I've seen that pic before.

EDIT: By pictures, he meant close-ups of her glory hole




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#10 9 years ago
Jeffro;4758663Isn't she the lady with a moustache and a dick? I think I've seen that pic before.

Look above your post.