I didn't make it!
I was born in Africa and I had to move because giant lions kept trying to feed me to their offspring. I came to Chicago in I think it was...1943? Yeah, I was 2984 years old. I got sent off to France the following year to fight the Germans. I pwned so many nazis that the government decided I should overthrow Fidel Castro next. Well, I guess I lost my magic powers and the next thing I knew after falling in through a glass roof in the palace I was taken prisoner into a cage of beef jerky and crab juice with bindings of cigars (because that's all they have in Cuba other than the missiles IRAQ is hiding...) The US sent Charles De Gaulle to save me and I was saved indeed. To this day Charles and I still chat on AIM. Everyone thinks he's dead but he's chilling with Elvis in PACEland. No, not Graceland...PACE like the bus service because they're both old now. Anyways 60 something years later here I am 16 years of age and I am gearing up to shoot some nazi white trash skin heads in Britain. Wish me luck.
I'm lying when I say trust me
8th June 2004
Smarter than your average stump.
26th June 2003
... Step away from the bong X-C.
When in doubt, gas it!
I would die without GF
2nd May 2003
Liar. X-C, you didn't come from Africa. And there're no such things as lions.