No! I'm Spamacus!
17th June 2003
Every time I use the scroll button on my mouse, the lightbulbs (CFLs) buzz. No idea why.
It's a wired, optical mouse being used on the sofa. The lightbulbs only buzz for as long as I'm scrolling.
It's a glitch in the Matrix!
I have this thing that right before I get a text message the speakers on one of my computers go all fuzzy (all the data) so I know to get my phone out.
Fuck yo couch.