My new bicycle has lead to a 12% increase in my average speed 35 replies

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#1 4 years ago

If I get rich and do this enough times, eventually I'll be the fastest cyclist in the world!




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#2 4 years ago

Yet, you will still slow down traffic, therefore pissing me off.




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#3 4 years ago

There are bicycle lanes here...they're like 1-2 meters wide!

Unless you mean county roads, in which case I usually only slow people down on climbs with blind turns, which is arguably the worst place because I'm going slow as balls

Also my average speed is mach 26, so yeah

Unless you mean those maniacs that are like 80% (okay 99) of people on bikes, then yes I totally agree. Today I saw a guy ride in the wrong side of the road, enter the left turn lane (still wrong side), and then cross over to the other side of the road and proceed to go the wrong way on that too. Like wtf?




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#4 4 years ago

Toph is a fashionable space soldier going at 300.000km per second.




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#5 4 years ago

Toph;5738129There are bicycle lanes here...they're like 1-2 meters wide!

Unless you mean county roads, in which case I usually only slow people down on climbs with blind turns, which is arguably the worst place because I'm going slow as balls

Also my average speed is mach 26, so yeah

Unless you mean those maniacs that are like 80% (okay 99) of people on bikes, then yes I totally agree. Today I saw a guy ride in the wrong side of the road, enter the left turn lane (still wrong side), and then cross over to the other side of the road and proceed to go the wrong way on that too. Like wtf?

Just spend one day in downtown Seattle, driving and you will understand my pain. The city spent a bunch of money on these huge bright green bike lanes Pictured : 131122_bikelane_big.jpg Yet these morons still insist on riding in the middle of the road, holding up traffic.




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#6 4 years ago

Ugh, that's really stupid/inconsiderate of them. There are loads of maniacs here. Believe it or not, it's annoying for cyclists too. I've nearly been hit by maniacs on bikes doing dumb shit. Though the worst I saw as one of those motor scooters for old people. They left the bike lane and entered the car lane. We were all wtfing all over the place. Probably mentally out of it, or at least I (kinda) hope they were...




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#7 4 years ago

I make a conscious effort to run down cyclists.

Even the ones in other countries.

You've had fair warning.




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#8 4 years ago

I'll have to get the jump on your bones and ride you hard to show you the pleasures of cyclical motion.




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#9 4 years ago

You stay away from my bones with your crotch rocket!




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#10 4 years ago

We could get a tandem! Then I could stroke you!!!