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Dewey

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#11 6 years ago
Toph;5738160We could get a tandem! Then I could stroke you!!!

This reminds me, the largest bike lanes in Seattle at located in the Capitol Hill neighborhood, Seattle's gay district. Coincidence?




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#12 6 years ago

Definitely not. I only ride because I'm bi(cycle). My saddle is phallic and has a slot in the middle! :naughty:




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#13 6 years ago
Toph;5738169Definitely not. I only ride because I'm bi(cycle). My saddle is phallic and has a slot in the middle! :naughty:

Plus one of the greatest songs ever written about bicycles was created and performed by this man:

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#14 6 years ago
Toph;5738160We could get a tandem! Then I could stroke you!!!

I think you misunderstand what riding i... oh wait, I see what's happened here.




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#15 6 years ago

(the person on the back is called the "stoker")

But yes, I can touch your booty from back here :naughty:




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#16 6 years ago

You have to give me money dollars first, then we'll talk options.




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#17 6 years ago

I have a tenner in my desk. You can reach it if you sit on my lap.




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#18 6 years ago

dick move


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#19 6 years ago
Toph;5738182I have a tenner in my desk. You can reach it if you sit on my lap.

OMG he's from Callyfaunya and he said tenner!




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#20 6 years ago
Mr. Matt;5738179You have to give me money dollars first, then we'll talk options.

Money dollars? As opposed to what? Money plastic? Money credit? Money debit? Money binary in the ATM?