I have a shed, bids to buy the shed start at 15p.
I'll give you 5p and a solid gold bar. No, scratch that, I'll give you 5p and a pasty.
10p and a sausage roll?
20p, a pasty and three crisps. Flavour of your choice.
Wow. That's a deal. Going Once for MR. Matt
ONE MILLION millionths of a PENNY!
SOLD! To Mr. Matt. What flavour pasty is it???