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#1 9 years ago

im in great concern, i needed to take a massive dump, so i bought laptop to toilet with me to occupy me whilst doing my poo. upon finishing i went to unlock the door, and the lock snapped of. WHAT THE HELL DO I DO PS. not trolling, genuinely locked in the shitter




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#2 9 years ago

Live the rest of your life in there, enjoying the fact that you have a laptop and freedom.

Failing that, take the door down:




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#3 9 years ago

Bathroom doors open inwards, if i kick it down i take the door, and half the wall with it. so this wont work




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#4 9 years ago
azeds;4949638WHAT THE HELL DO I DO[/QUOTE] Call for help. Shout: F1! F1! F1! =p [QUOTE=azeds;4949638]PS. not trolling, genuinely locked in the shitter

And you're asking people online for help? What do you expect us to do? Beam you out of there? :rolleyes:




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#5 9 years ago

F1 F1 F1 F1 F1 F1 F1 F1 F1 F1

Or try ctrl+alt+del?

Also: moved from GD to Spam, as this funny story is too ... something.. to be true. :/

But just for laughs and giggles, if this were true one should: - Try to find a way out (try fiddling with the lock, crawlign under the door or over it if there are openings present etc.) - Bang on the door and shout for help - Wait - If you'd somehow be in a place were there are and won't be any people around or likely to come you can communication devices such as your mobile telephone or even by sending an email to whoever may be able to help you out or redirecting your need for help to somebody that can help out. - :n0e:




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#6 9 years ago

I'd say use C-4, but if your still in there now, chances are your going to die in there.




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#7 9 years ago
Admiral Donutz;4949720- Bang on the door

That's your solution for everything, eh? :naughty:




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#8 9 years ago

Since you have nothing better to do, you can watch some porn so atleast you and and junior won't die of boredom.




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#9 9 years ago

Oh and the best solution: Give her videogames to shut her up, lock her in the closet and don't apply hot butter ever again in the future.




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#10 9 years ago

thats true, you have good wi-fi in there I take it?