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belthagor

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#1 3 years ago

So my upstairs neighbors just had probably the craziest orgy known to humanity, it was way too loud, i think everyone else heard it too despite the music they were playing...

so how do i kindly tell them to tone it down a notch, or put on much louder music?

i mean jeez, it ended with an obnoxiously loud "oh yeaaahh" from both of them;

heard plenty more noises before that too T_T

(off topic: also it was kinda arousing cos the girl is cute and around 25 years old; hearing that "oh yeeaaaah" at the end from her made me a little horny; anyways discuss)




Silberio VIP Member

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#2 3 years ago

Is the guy hot too. Peep.


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#3 3 years ago

Perverted as fuck. Calling the cops on your ass.




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#4 3 years ago

Write a little note telling them how you enjoy rubbing one out to the sound of their fuck-fests and tape it to their door.

They'll either be embarrassed and tone it down or they'll invite you over next time.


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#5 3 years ago

Thad's what younglings do when they inject marijuanas.


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AlDaja

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#6 3 years ago

Hey, it's free porn. Stop bitch'n.




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#7 3 years ago

belthagor;5759389So my upstairs neighbors just had probably the craziest orgy known to humanity, it was way too loud, i think everyone else heard it too despite the music they were playing...

so how do i kindly tell them to tone it down a notch, or put on much louder music?

i mean jeez, it ended with an obnoxiously loud "oh yeaaahh" from both of them;

heard plenty more noises before that too T_T

(off topic: also it was kinda arousing cos the girl is cute and around 25 years old; hearing that "oh yeeaaaah" at the end from her made me a little horny; anyways discuss)

listen up, heed my words.

Get pizza delivery guy uniform, knock on the door and tell them you have special deliver for them. Then drop your pants and tell them your sausage is spicy and need to put in a hole asap.


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#8 3 years ago
AlDaja;5759415Hey, it's free porn. Stop bitch'n.

You know those tiny camera-cable-snake-thingies SWAT uses in movies? That'd be pretty useful in Beltahgor's situation.


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belthagor

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#9 3 years ago
Schofield;5759408Perverted as fuck. Calling the cops on your ass.

What? I didn't do anything wrong, the walls are paper-thin.

Also, even though I forgot to mention that they are married, they are still horrible people because children live in our building.




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#10 3 years ago

God forbid our children get to hear and know what a horrible thing sex is. It's definitively gonna make their teen years a shitload harder knowing what sex is at a young age.


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