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Penguin_Unit

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#1 10 years ago

The Penguin Post - This morning, the first messenger in over a week arrived at the front office. He collapsed on the floor, apparently exhausted from a thirty mile trek and multiple gunshot wounds. On his twitching body was found a message from the Head of Spam Operations. It had several photos and a barely readable message. The message was: [We] are advancing slowly on the FH lines. Progress is slow, but we have already taken a third of their territory. The casualties are horrific, more so for us. Thirty thousand are dead on either side, but we have enough for the final push towards their forward outpost. Long live Spamlandia! Upon finding this, the Penguin Post dispatched one of their lower grunts to the nearest army base. A hundred thousand reinforcements were sent to the battle in the Valley of Wrecked Panzers, and it is expected that the battle will end within one to two days. The war between Forgotten Hope and Spamlandia began several weeks ago, and has since resulted in both sides beating each other to a bloody pulp. However, it appears that Spam Forces have reached Egypt and are preparing to make the final advance on Giza. In other news, several people were banned for advertising, and one man was injured in an anti-Capitalist riot. Here is one dramatic photo of the advance up Mersa Hill. The camera man was, unfortunately, hit with a frag grenade, and his camera and the film were damaged. This photo is low quality because of this. greenownagenb9.jpg ======= Look's like we've pretty much got this thing won. (I got bored, I know, and the FH stuff has been beaten to death...)




Who_Flung_Poo?

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#2 10 years ago

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#3 10 years ago

Unfortunately the detailed rules were lost in the last archival, but the thread title should be fairly self-explanatory. =p

Sorry penguin. I had to.


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Penguin_Unit

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#4 10 years ago

Eh?




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#5 10 years ago

Unfortunately the detailed rules were lost in the last archival, but the thread title should be fairly self-explanatory. =p

It's spreading through the forum like wildfire...




Penguin_Unit

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#6 10 years ago

Unfortunately the detailed rules were lost in the last archival, but the thread title should be fairly self-explanatory.




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#7 10 years ago

Unfortunately, a gun was glued to your penguin in the last archival, but its use should be self-explanatory.




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#8 10 years ago

Unfortunately the detailed rules were lost in the last archival, but the thread title should be fairly self-explanatory. =p




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#9 10 years ago

Unfortunately, your penguin was badly drawn in the last archival, but any aesthetic change of it post-archival is self-explanatory.




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#10 10 years ago

Unfortunately the detailed rules were lost in the last archival, but the thread title should be fairly self-explanatory. =p

Wha?