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Ki Adi Mundi Advanced Member

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#1 12 years ago

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Even though Comrade Aeg has prematurely announced the elections, we, the Pirate Party, have been in planning. This event marks a momentous opportunity to break free of the tired, stagnant doctrines of the current administration. These Peachists have lead us astray. Under their administration, we have seen numerous squabbles between the sovereign color threads, resulting in pointless and painful losses. Under their administration, our spamconomy has faltered, and is currently on the verge of collapse. For these reasons, WE cannot afford to sit by any longer.

Spamtopians, hear me! No more will we allow these Peachists to sit idly by and get rich off of spamtrolium exports, while our glorious lands are ravaged by poor quality spam, and our citizens suffering from high spamtrolium prices. No more will we submit to the visual atrocities that are "David Hasselhoff." No more shall we bow before a puny and imcompetent Ninja agenda, meant only to squander free will and imagination.

NOW is the time to act! NOW is the time to rise up, and declare in one, unified voice, "Mr Weiner, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!" The spice MUST flow, Spamtopians! And with the Pirate Party in power, it will!

WE will bring you the CHANGE this forum so desprately needs to continue to survive. WE will introduce legislation that will uphold and defend your spam-given rights as Spamtopians. WE will make sure our spam warriors recieve proper benefits, in recognition of thier selfless contributions to our forum. WE will revamp our spamucational systems, and provide QUALITY spamucation to our youth. WE will provide the measures needed to make sure each and every Spamtopian has access to FREE and proper health care. WE will create jobs to keep the spamconomy strong and moving. WE will make sure YOUR voice is heard, and your concerns met!

Do not be mislead by the Peachist media. Do not subscribe to their propaganda, and allow yourself to be blinded to their hidden agenda of suppresionism. Stand up! Make your vote count for something! NOW is the time!

Elect a party that cares about its citizens! A party of the People, for the People. Elect a party that will work for the good of the forum! Elect the Pirate Party!

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Vasili

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#2 12 years ago

But what of the ninjas?! What will become of our enemies?




Ki Adi Mundi Advanced Member

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#3 12 years ago

We will offer the incumbents a chance to take part in our new future, to work together, as Spamtopians, with us, to rebuild our forum, and restore glory to our lands.

In the brave new world that the Pirate Party will forge, no Spamtopian will be left behind, Peachist or not.




Vasili

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#4 12 years ago

What?! Work with ninjas! skeleton%20Pirate%20on%20chest%202%20.jpg Aye, that be mighty tough. But we undead savvys be on your side!




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#5 12 years ago

As neither pirate nor ninja, i cannot vote based on party.

However, Mr Mundi, your speech is most persuasive and i am inclined to agree that the quality of spam has severely dropped. This 'Peachist spam' has brought shame to a once mighty Spampublic. The spice must indeed flow, and if pirate-ism is the way to ensure it, then so be it.

Mind you, an Assassin (the illegitimate love-child of a pirate and ninja (crazy i know (so crazy i have three brackets inside each other) but truth) born in secrecy) Party would be totally awesome... >.>




Ki Adi Mundi Advanced Member

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#6 12 years ago

This is true, First Citizen Vasili, but we will need to work together with them to bring positive change to these lands.




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#7 12 years ago

I pledge allegiance to the underworld.


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#8 12 years ago

As the only one of my kind, born to Sov002 and Mr Mundi (oh yes, they went there), i offer the pirate party a proposition.

We share a common goal; the revival of great spam and the restoration of the spampublic. As such, i believe we would better be able to achieve this goal were an alliance to be made.




Ki Adi Mundi Advanced Member

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#9 12 years ago

Mr Angel, we ARE allied, Sir. For, the Pirate Party is YOUR party, too. We will work for YOU, and every other Spamtopian. The name of the party is merely a detail.




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#10 12 years ago

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