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Goody. VIP Member

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#1 10 years ago
Metall_pingwin

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#2 10 years ago

They're obviously wrong - they're assuming children all over the world get their gifts at night along with the American custom, whereas my cousin in Poland opened his just half an hour ago around 6pm their time. Santa has been there already.




Badha1rday

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#3 10 years ago

I just told my sister that if she mentioned Santa Tracker, I was gonig to break her neck.

Come here.




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#4 10 years ago

Have they identified this "Santa" as hostile or friendly?




Mitch Connor

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#5 10 years ago

Hostile, they're scrambling fighters. Whiskey 9er 9er is on route. Fox 1 and Charlie 4 are still MIA.




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#6 10 years ago

Great. So we're most likely at DefCon 3 and wondering if the North Pole has nuclear capability or not.




Mitch Connor

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#7 10 years ago

Strike teams are moving in to secure the package. Intel says there's been talk between the elves and Tehran. We're still uncertain at this time.




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#8 10 years ago

Ok. We don't need a nuclear confrontation with NP on Christmas Eve.




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#9 10 years ago
Metall_pingwin;4739709They're obviously wrong - they're assuming children all over the world get their gifts at night along with the American custom, whereas my cousin in Poland opened his just half an hour ago around 6pm their time. Santa has been there already.

Or they don't care because it is for fun. And I along with everyone I know get my gifts on Christmas morning.


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#10 10 years ago

what are the specs on the sleigh? how much firepower does it have? reindeer shit? santa spittle? pixie dust? lol, when i saw that NORAD was tracking santa, hahahahaa. wow.