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Ensign Riles VIP Member

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(3:35:39 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: hey hun :) (3:49:49 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: whats up :) (6:15:33 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: hey hun :) (12/8/2011 12:22:01 AM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: hello there :) (1:30:52 AM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: heyya, you go on dating sites? (3:39:57 AM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: hey hun :) (6:37:56 AM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: heyya, you go on dating sites? (7:04:44 AM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: ;) good to see ya (10:08:27 AM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: whats up :) (10:25:05 AM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: hello there :) (10:26:50 AM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: hey hun :) (10:45:26 AM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: heyya, you go on dating sites? (11:39:50 AM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: ;) good to see ya (12:10:02 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: hey hun :) (12:29:17 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: ;) good to see ya (12:29:25 PM) Matt: I'm invisible. (12:29:34 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female...you? (12:29:54 PM) Matt: I'm a 74 year old female dik-dik. (12:30:04 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl online :) especially via webcam, do you webcam? (12:30:26 PM) Matt: I webcam with the horny male dik-diks all the time. (12:30:38 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: wow, im so wet..i would love if u watched me...i promise u it will be fun (12:30:55 PM) Matt: Don't you have any towels to dry yourself off? (12:31:05 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: ahhh ok :) are you signed up to any dating sites? i wanted to join adult friend finder but they charge too much! (12:31:23 PM) Matt: Sorry, I'm a child. (12:31:34 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: i see..where do you live? i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things ;) anytime i take a break from school work i jump online (12:31:59 PM) Matt: I live in a cage on one of Saturn's moons. (12:32:08 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: well...i am a true "autagonistophiliac" which means I have a fetish for being on camera ;) you can google it if you dont believe me! lol, have you ever used SplitCam? (12:32:37 PM) Matt: No, but I like to film little kids doing the splits. (12:32:45 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: its a yahoo adult site that allows us to chat, and even go live like skype, its been up for a while..they give you a unique page, my link is wololo.com (12:33:06 PM) Matt: I see what you did there. That's not a real Tumblr link! (12:33:18 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: Its wololo.com just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left side of the page, its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p (12:33:38 PM) Matt: I have a credit card, but I'm under 18 months old! (12:33:51 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: if you go there my video will load, is it displaying for you on the right side? (12:34:28 PM) Matt: If you come here, my video will load too. If you don't know what I mean. (12:34:40 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: yea you just click the "Accept Invite" button on the bottom left and it'll connect us..if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I'M the one with the fetish remember LOL (12:35:01 PM) Matt: Why don't you come here and masticate my cumin filled panini? (12:35:10 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: well im always either on the phone or online, im a chat addict lol...i dont normally give my number out but if you meet me in the chat and I get comfortable with you we can talk on the phone (12:35:29 PM) Matt: I prefer talking in the phone. (12:35:38 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: is that hot or not? (12:35:50 PM) Matt: I'm feeling rather chilly. (12:36:01 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: my number is 206-222-1648...my phone is dead, so give it a few minutes to charge, and please dont go give that out! hehe...come talk to me over on the chat site (12:36:20 PM) Matt: Ooh, necrophilic phone sex! (12:36:34 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: yeah, i have a hot or not account (12:37:12 PM) Matt: What else do you find hot? Bestiality? (12:37:21 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: its free, they ask for info for age verification...im sure i'll keep you entertained though ;) (12:37:36 PM) Matt: Do tell me more. (12:37:44 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time sorta like a skype, fill out your info, its only for age verification :) k? (12:38:02 PM) Matt: Z! (12:38:11 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded, just watched!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam :) just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat (12:38:36 PM) Matt: Oh how little you know about recording live streams... (12:38:46 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: credit card is just to verify your age, it's free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member (12:39:13 PM) Matt: I feel like we're going in a loop here. (12:39:21 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: yup, then once your logged in my video will appear again right in front of you, and you can join me for some private time ;) (12:40:04 PM) Matt: I prefer doing stuff in public. (12:40:15 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: I should be somewhere on the top row, you should see my pic (12:40:28 PM) Matt: Mutual mastication with a female in public really gets me going. (12:40:41 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: yes im real (12:40:51 PM) Matt: As real as a bot! (12:41:00 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: bot? like a robot? lol (12:41:17 PM) Matt: I was thinking more like a bottom. (12:41:28 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: a what? (12:41:32 PM) Matt: Oh my. (12:41:41 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: k (12:41:48 PM) Matt: P (12:41:57 PM) [email]bingbangboom@gmail.com[/email]: are u in babe?? (12:42:16 PM) Matt: I think I was like seven years old when that movie came out. (12:43:11 PM) Matt: I have a fetish for robot sex. (12:43:20 PM) Matt: Will you oblige me? (12:47:10 PM) Matt: :(




Ryojin

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#2 6 years ago

:fap:


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#3 6 years ago

tl;dr

But I'll have sex with you, Riles. <3




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#4 6 years ago

...can I film it?




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#5 6 years ago

Sure, why not? Sounds like fun.




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#6 6 years ago

Hell why stop there, lets start an orgy!




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#7 6 years ago

:agreed


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#8 6 years ago

*enters room naked*

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#9 6 years ago

:naughty:


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#10 6 years ago

Obankobi;5592395*enters room naked*

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