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I didn't make it!

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#1 11 years ago

Id just successfully invaded germany in rise of nations, and i was getting up to get a drink and i feel a gaseous pressure build up in my bowels. What do i do? Suffering from self-pride in the recent success of my military campaign, and the fact that no-one was around, i decided to release this build up of gas, and, as some of you may say, fart. The moment i attempted to relieve this pressure, A :Censored: GEYSER OF :Censored: SHOOTS DOWN MY :Censored: PANTS. IT EVEN :Censored: GOT ON MY :Censored: SOCKS!!! HOW DOES :Censored: GET ONTO YOUR SOCKS?!?!?! I HAVE NO :Censored: IDEA!!!! So next i limp away to the toilet and i get there and remove my soiled clothing and theres drops of liquid shit on the ground. I didnt eat anything bad enough do deserve a diahorea ambush. :Censored:!




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Please don't kick.

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#2 11 years ago

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Kadaj

My E-peen wouldn't fit here :(

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#3 11 years ago

So when this suddenly happened your first thought was, OH SHIT, I MUST MAKE AN ACCOUNT ON GAMINGFORUMS TO TELL THEM!




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The Aggressor!

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#4 11 years ago

hahahaha




Kadaj

My E-peen wouldn't fit here :(

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#5 11 years ago
DavetheFoDid someone say they burnt their girlfriends cooter?

That NEEDS a wiki article.

JUMPEH!




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The Old Man

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#6 11 years ago

Fresh meat.




DavetheFo

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#7 11 years ago

Did someone say they burnt their girlfriends cooter?




Red Menace

SCHOFIELD DID 4/30

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#8 11 years ago

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cooters on fire off the shoulder of General Discussion. I watched spittle-flecked posts glitter in the dark near the Pub. All those moments will



Wooly_Bully

I love my ball

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#9 11 years ago

:rofl: .....cooter.....




The_Yoki

"Germany's finest Hippie"

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#10 11 years ago

obnoxiously