Daleks are bitches compared to a woman's scorn.
Which is in turn a little bitch compared to MY SCORN. FEEL MY SCORN YOU MOP
Ooh, tingly. Keep doin- NO
Don't distract me when I have punishment to deal out.
Choose your weapon: 1. A gun 2. Poison 3. A knife 4. A car 5. A 4ft purple dildo. :Panic:
Ever been to jail and dropped the soap? That's the only way you'll even be close to being prepared for the true horror of option 5.
Oh God, why did I write that?
Last Tuesday? Wasn't that when you drank the contents of your cumvase? Also, yes.